If It Ain't Queen, It Ain't Me

I like a good Internet name generator as much as the next gal, but I do not believe that this one captured my true status.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Exalted Highness Duchess Anne the Harmonious of Giggleswick under Table Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I tried again and it wasn't much better.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Most Noble Lady Anne the Apocalyptic of Deep Throcking Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Yes, something was missing. What was it? Yes, I do believe it was the level of the title. I mean, come on, really. I'm meant to rule. Clearly.