The Onion Song

as sung by Rowlf

I’ll admit I’ll split bananas,
take Easter eggs and make them dye,
but I never harmed an onion
so why should they make me cry?

Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my,
but I never harmed an onion
so why should they make me cry?

Potatoes I’ve mashed,
and berries I’ve crushed,
I’ve made an artichoke,
and that’s not all,
I’ve also whipped cream,
and beaten an egg,
yes, I’ve even made a melon ball.

Of all the things above I’m guilty
if punished I would know just why,
but I never harmed an onion
so why should they make me cry?
Oh, why should they make me cry?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYA-zVxS6hw