19

Sometimes I think lists make life better, and sometimes I think lists are stupid.

18

The universe is telling me to sleep.

17

It occurs to me that my "A Sentence A Day" campaign is just really slow tweeting.

16

Another example of the way social communication is warping my mind: I was momentarily afraid of catching the flu after reading several of my friends' posts.

15

I do believe every picture in my home is hung slightly askew.

14

Using a knife before coffee leads to blood with my breakfast.

13

Why do men like to take pictures of themselves driving their cars?

12

Art teacher says, find your happy medium.

11

It didn’t take her long to find a reason to miss her friend.

10

Guru says, let the universe come to you.

9

Sad is a cold day, a fireplace, and no logs.

8

Apparently, I can only keep a habit for 7 days.

7

All the world is moving and I say goodbye with tacos.

6

After months of Netflix purgatory, she finally dropped “500 Days of Summer” into the mailbox.

5

The Skeletal Flamingos first album will be called “Apocalypto Calypso.”

4

Occasionally, I come up with really good band names: Skeletal Flamingos.

3

Enthusiastic fingers shoved into the cracking dike holding back the waves of their dissatisfaction.

2

I find the fact that there are antacid commercials during “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” to be amusing.

1

On the first day of the year I find myself filled with feelings of exuberance and enthusiasm as if the all the world was filled with possibility and adventure; of course, it could just be the mimosas.