29

It's been a while since I've been this angry; it's giving me the shakes.

28

You're a medium oblique!

27

I hate being the angry person in the room.

26

Too much King cake. No baby.

25

How long do you think that piece of basil has been in my teeth?

24

It's a three buzzard sort of day.

23

I never thought I'd care so much about the opinion of Minnesotans.

22

Ever feel like a dog chasing your tail? Ever wish you were a dog chasing your tail?

21

A combination of busy workweek and unusually cold weather leads to neglect of my home life. Who wants to be productive when you can nap under many blankets?

20

Sudden cold front leaves wind chime carnage on my porch.

19

Sometimes I think lists make life better, and sometimes I think lists are stupid.

18

The universe is telling me to sleep.

17

It occurs to me that my "A Sentence A Day" campaign is just really slow tweeting.

16

Another example of the way social communication is warping my mind: I was momentarily afraid of catching the flu after reading several of my friends' posts.

15

I do believe every picture in my home is hung slightly askew.

14

Using a knife before coffee leads to blood with my breakfast.

13

Why do men like to take pictures of themselves driving their cars?

12

Art teacher says, find your happy medium.

11

It didn’t take her long to find a reason to miss her friend.

10

Guru says, let the universe come to you.