March 30, 2011

29

It's been a while since I've been this angry; it's giving me the shakes.

March 17, 2011

28

You're a medium oblique!

March 11, 2011

27

I hate being the angry person in the room.

March 8, 2011

26

Too much King cake. No baby.

February 28, 2011

25

How long do you think that piece of basil has been in my teeth?

February 22, 2011

24

It's a three buzzard sort of day.

February 18, 2011

23

I never thought I'd care so much about the opinion of Minnesotans.