January 31, 2011

19

Sometimes I think lists make life better, and sometimes I think lists are stupid.

January 28, 2011

18

The universe is telling me to sleep.

January 26, 2011

17

It occurs to me that my "A Sentence A Day" campaign is just really slow tweeting.

January 24, 2011

16

Another example of the way social communication is warping my mind: I was momentarily afraid of catching the flu after reading several of my friends' posts.

January 20, 2011

15

I do believe every picture in my home is hung slightly askew.

January 18, 2011

14

Using a knife before coffee leads to blood with my breakfast.

January 16, 2011

13

Why do men like to take pictures of themselves driving their cars?

January 13, 2011

12

Art teacher says, find your happy medium.

January 12, 2011

11

It didn’t take her long to find a reason to miss her friend.

January 11, 2011

10

Guru says, let the universe come to you.

January 10, 2011

9

Sad is a cold day, a fireplace, and no logs.

January 9, 2011

8

Apparently, I can only keep a habit for 7 days.

January 7, 2011

7

All the world is moving and I say goodbye with tacos.

January 6, 2011

6

After months of Netflix purgatory, she finally dropped “500 Days of Summer” into the mailbox.

January 5, 2011

5

The Skeletal Flamingos first album will be called “Apocalypto Calypso.”

January 4, 2011

4

Occasionally, I come up with really good band names: Skeletal Flamingos.

January 3, 2011

3

Enthusiastic fingers shoved into the cracking dike holding back the waves of their dissatisfaction.

January 2, 2011

2

I find the fact that there are antacid commercials during “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” to be amusing.

January 1, 2011

1

On the first day of the year I find myself filled with feelings of exuberance and enthusiasm as if the all the world was filled with possibility and adventure; of course, it could just be the mimosas.